you've got a funny way of showing off your bathroom surgery

put yr back into it.

2004-11-24T22:17:05Z

don't you hate people who have a pathetic, meaningless fashion of hugging people. what would be the point in going to the trouble of putting your arms around the person if you're just going to do a limp squeeze?

k.

bimbo_bitch @ 2004-10-21T16:49:00

2004-10-21T15:53:53Z

i went round to peter's.
we had pepperoni & pineapple pizza.
i sat in his grey hoodie playing nintento games with him
[& failing to beat him...AT ANYTHING].
then he went to speak to his ma & i fell asleep.
he returned, & hit me round the head to wake me up.
needles to say...it worked.
he dangled me upside-down & i screamed a lot.
then i told him i was HONESTLY going to bite his leg & he dropped me.
dead fasssst.
then we sat & drank hot chocolate together, whilst he told me i was just like emily howard.
because i say "oui oui" & "regarder le .... (insert word)", & that i have done even before little britain came out.
he christened me "a true transvestite".
i told him he had scruffy hair, & a porn-star voice, hit him, & then after he tickled me to death, i went home.

end!

Friends Only Kiddies

2003-05-14T23:44:53Z

I am me. I'm small, I eat drumstick lollies and I dye my hair lots and lots.
I'm a total bitch and will only like you if you're a member of Alkaline Trio.
Oh and if you're an emo boy with lovely emo hair then i'll probably love you too, because i'm awfully discriminative like that.

Nooo, go on, add me, i'll forgive you if you're not emo/a member of Alkaline Trio.

I will smear lipgloss all over your pretty hair if you don't add me [and we all know how much you need your hair to be perfect].

Thankyou please. xox